whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
-people who clap when the plane lands
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
asked by Anonymous
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am